For Your Listening Pleasure

What you're about to witness below is a common scene in our house these days. Only the instrument of choice changes. The scenes could be titled Denis Plays the Flute... Denis Plays the Drums... Denis Plays the Shakers... Tonight it happened to be Denis Plays the Violin. Please try to ignore the fact that tonight's performance could also have been titled Denis Nearly Gouges Out His Eye With a Couple of Errant Strokes of the Bow. The bow being a random stick, and what exactly is that he's using for a violin?

Track 1: The Littlest Birds by The Be Good Tanyas

Track 2: Fruit Salad by Denis